Byte Me Computer Services

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Get rid of those annoying pop-ups you're so sick of closing

Search out and destroy malicious software and spyware.

Install and troubleshoot home, home-office and business networks.

Help you to implement a backup program so you can still have all that important data when your hard drive crashes (darn them, why do they drive so hard? Isn't that what makes them crash?)

Install software and upgrade your hardware when that cool new game won't run because you don't have enough something or other.

Install hardware and figure out how to get that new gadget you had to have but your computer hates work.

Troubleshoot error messages and other annoyances.

Build computers that do windows (Microsoft Windows, and no dusting or vacuuming either!)

Teach you how to navigate your new set-up and have you e-mailing us bizarre jokes because you know we will appreciate them.

Speak English and refuse to keep you on the phone for four hours, half of which would be on hold, listening to the recorded message telling you how much we appreciate your service. Please continue to hold.

Repair laptop LCD panels and dc jacks. We can also replace laptop keyboards when you spill something on them, and repair other laptop hardware.

Sell custom-built computers that can leap tall buildings in a single bound (ok, maybe we're exaggerating, it's hard to jump when you don't have legs.)

If it's PC-related, we probably do it (unless it's illegal.)
We can also arrange to pick your computer up from you at work if you work in any of these areas and don't have cool people where you live to take good care of your computer.